With Tom Glavine still looking for a job, Freddy Garcia swooped in and signed with the White Sox.
Eat it, Atlanta baseball.
Tsk, tsk, Ozzie Guillen. TG has something to prove while Garcia is just looking to pad his bank account for a few marathon meals at Chicken Kitchen.
Look for Glavine to come out on top as the White Sox falter sooner rather than later and Glavine ends up chasing postseason immortality while John Smoltz curses his existence.
Somewhere Greg Maddux is rolling in his Atlanta Braves grave.
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