Time for Barber to launch Tiki torch brand

Shockingly, Daulerio decided to offer his two-cents about news of Tiki Barber's post-football demise.

Deadspin's editor-in-chief offers Barber a word of advice:

So the easiest way for Tiki to earn more airtime this season? Get fatter and less articulate.

Daulerio, of course, is speaking about Jerome Bettis -- described by one NBC executive (referenced by Daulerio) as a more affable fellow.

Hmm, that's interesting, especially since Bettis did not get his contract renewed by NBC and will now be seen on the NFL Network come September.

Seriously, how long do we have to wait before the picture surfaces of a morbidly-obese Barber slumped over at a dive bar managed by Daulerio in Brooklyn?

For now, keep hitting the refresh button on "TMZ."