Time for Barber to launch Tiki torch brand

Shockingly, Daulerio decided to offer his two-cents about news of Tiki Barber's post-football demise.

Deadspin's editor-in-chief offers Barber a word of advice:

So the easiest way for Tiki to earn more airtime this season? Get fatter and less articulate.

Daulerio, of course, is speaking about Jerome Bettis -- described by one NBC executive (referenced by Daulerio) as a more affable fellow.

Hmm, that's interesting, especially since Bettis did not get his contract renewed by NBC and will now be seen on the NFL Network come September.

Seriously, how long do we have to wait before the picture surfaces of a morbidly-obese Barber slumped over at a dive bar managed by Daulerio in Brooklyn?

For now, keep hitting the refresh button on "TMZ."

Readers definitely don't get their vitamins

With riveting features such as "Why Your Stadium Sucks" and entire days in which intern Ben Cohen runs the show (a Dukie, nonetheless), Deadspin is nothing more than the Cookie Crisps of complete, balanced journalistic breakfasts.

The gem of the past week? Ripping on stud announcer Jon Miller for his disdain toward blogs.

Instead of offering any semblance of original content, Daulerio and friends have fallen into the comfort zone of raining a hate parade on anything and everything not up to snuff.

Simply put, more than a paragraph or two on ANYTHING would be much appreciated.

Oh where, oh where has my Will Leitch gone? Oh where, oh where could he be?

I before E except after Leitch

Poor A.J. Daulerio.

Less than a year after taking over for Deadspin demigod Will Leitch, Daulerio has managed to successfully alienate the lifeblood of any blog -- the readers.

With a Hitler-esque reign over what comments can be posted on Deadspin, the once anti-ESPN entity now stinks of eau de corporate.

Can we say Gawker?